Q: Describe yourself in five words?
Louis: Hmm… Fast, Agile, Racer, Mechanic… Hang on, do you count "Hmm" as one of the words?
Q: What's your favourite colour?
Louis: Green. Most snails and slugs like green, as it reminds us of lettuce and runner beans.
Q: Favourite number?
Louis: Ooh, favourite number. Umm… I don't really have one.
Q: What do you miss most from your life before Fort Paradox?
Louis: Ernie and the rest of the boys. It's a shame we can't all be here.
Q: What do you enjoy most about life on board Fort Paradox?
Louis: Well, what do you think? It's another adventure! What else could you ask for?
Q: What would your perfect day be like?
Louis: I think it would have to involve eating someone's cabbage, and a trip to Silverstone. Preferably intertwined somehow.
Q: Where would you most like to visit?
Louis: It would have to be the Top Gear test track.
Q: And finally: Talking of Top Gear, who do you think the Stig is?
Louis: Sorry, George asked me not to tell anyone...