Fort Paradox Pop Quiz: The Doorwardens
Q: Describe yourself in five words?
Doorwarden: Doors, Doorframes, Doorways, Door-handles... Robot.
Q: What's your favourite colour?
Doorwarden: I think most of the doors in here are greyish or brownish.
Q: So your favourite colour is greyish-brownish?
Q: Favourite number?
Doorwarden: About eight-and-a-half million, because last time one of us tried to count, I think that's how many doors there were in the Fort.
Q: What do you miss most from your life before Fort Paradox?
Doorwarden: I didn’t have a life before Fort Paradox.
Q: What do you enjoy most about life on board Fort Paradox?
Doorwarden: So many exciting doors to stand next to!
Q: What would your perfect day be like?
Doorwarden: 24 hours standing next to a really big door. And opening the door, and closing the door. And saying hello to people who come through the door when I open it.
Q: No signs of clinical obsession going on here, are there... Next question: where would you most like to visit?
Doorwarden: All the doors I haven’t stood next to yet!
Q: Definitely no signs of obsession. And finally: do you have any interests which don’t involve doors?
Doorwarden: Should I?