Script by TMJ --- Artwork by MGHC
Fort Paradox Weekly FAQ #4
(Back to the questions we made up ourselves this week... anything else the audience wants to know?)
Q: Can I join in?
A: Depends what you mean by 'join in'. Let's try rephrasing the question a couple of different ways, and see what happens...
Q: Can I come barging along in a fit of egotism, elbow aside the original creators, seize control of the project and impose my own agenda?
A: No you can't. Buzz off.
But having said that...
Q: Could I help to write and/or illustrate some episodes?
A: Possibly. All joining requests will be considered on individual merit - i.e. if you're an illiterate drunk, you can only draw faceless stickmen and your ten favourite jokes all involve farting, then we're probably not interested; but if we like your sense of humour and/or your way with a pencil, then we'd probably be happy to have you on board, so long as you appreciate that it's our game, and you'd need to play by our rules. Not that our rules are especially strict, mind you - just saying.
Q: My character is feeling a bit lonely. Could they come to Fort Paradox and join in the fun?
A: Again, we might be able to make room. The ecosystem inside the Fort is already diverse and confusing (at a quick count, the cast of the published episodes alone already represents some seven different species), so we could probably find a niche for another newcomer.
- MGHC / The Colclough (on behalf of itself & TMJ & SRJ)