Fort Paradox Weekly FAQ #3 (thanks hannahlikessheep*baa*)
Q: Why Avocado Smoothie? Why oh why oh why????
A: Why not? Matthew came up with the idea, on the basis that no-one on earth would actually want to drink a smoothie made from Avocados. Nothing really more than that. But... according to the Fort Paradox site stats, some Russian somewhere was actually looking for an Avocado Smoothie.
Ask them, not us...